Hahaha, I am going thru a divorce, of a relationship of 14 years, and just understood the carpet comment. But finding that out early on is the only fair thing to both of you. I never saw myself with a ready-made family.
Separating from your spouse is often an emotional time, and you may be unsure about the process. In Pennsylvania, spouses are required to live apart for at least a year before they can file for a divorce. They went off the market when the inquiring minds wondered if the carpet matched the drapes and have been released into a world where nobody has carpet anymore and will send a pic to prove it before you even spoken. Most separated woman are just looking for a rebound relationship with nothing serious so its the perfect scenario for both of us.