You talk about the weather. Something like this would work great:.
Bt dubz, instead of harping on the negs, tell us clueless guys what you do like. Basically all a guy like you has to do is instantly grab her attention in a memorable way with both your profile and your messages, then spend the least amount of time possible convincing her to meet you in person. Yet here we are, still dealing with these idiots. And I still get no responses. I only respond to messages that show the person read my profile. I should get a response at least ONCE—nothing.